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"A thousand and one nights."

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<i>Glorious tales and legends</i>
<i>ancient Persia.</i>

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<i>Always believed,</i>

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<i>that these are only children's fairy tales,</i>

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<i>but this is very far from the truth.</i>

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<i>Several months ago</i>

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<i>found a document written</i>
<i>by Suleiman the Great himself,</i>

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<i>Sultan of the Ottoman Empire.</i>

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<i>It is called "One Thousand and Two Nights"</i>

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<i>and proves,</i>

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<i>that all those magical stories are true.</i>

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<i>According to him, he found the lamp</i>

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<i>peasant boy named Aladdin</i>

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<i>at the beginning of the 10th century.</i>

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<i>The lamp was magical</i>

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<i>she gave him three wishes.</i>

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<i>Many years later,</i>
<i>gang of robbers led by Ali Baba</i>

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<i>found the lamp and hid it in the desert,</i>

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<i>forty robbers.</i>

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<i>Another century has passed,</i>

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<i>and a traveler who explored the world,</i>

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<i>found the lamp, Sinbad the Sailor.</i>

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<i>He was surrounded by pirates,</i>

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<i>and he hid the lamp somewhere in Greece.</i>

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<i>On this</i>
<i>"One Thousand and Two Nights" comes to an end.</i>

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<i>Suleiman devoted his whole life</i>

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<i>looking for a lamp,</i>

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<i>to spread his empire to the whole world.</i>

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<i>But he did not succeed,</i>

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<i>and they forgot about the lamp.</i>

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<i>So far.</i>

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Ahoy! Come back!

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That's where you are.

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- Olympia Stones!
- Bubu!

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TED THE TRAVELER AND THE MAGIC LAMP

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Olympia Stones!

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What did I tell you about running away?

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- Mummy.
- Will you stop? What's going on?

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Checking…does this thing work?

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Oli!

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Hello Mummy fans!

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this is your friend
from London itself, Great Britain.

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look who's with me
my buddy Jeff!

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Come on, Jeff! Say "what"? Odiousness.

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Belsoni, my friend,
say something to my followers.

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Numo! Show me the class.

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HOW'S LIFE BRO?

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Mummy!

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- Oli, what are you doing here?
- Mummy!

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- Oli, come here!
- Come on. go to dad

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don't be a rolling pin
in my bandages, okay?

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Mummy, be careful
it is very dangerous.

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Oh, I know. I'm a pro.

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No!

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Order! I am whole!

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The call saved.

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NOTHING-HILL

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Dynasty Min.

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1412 year.

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These things are very fragile.
Be careful.

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- My God!
- Let me fix it.

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Glue B7124

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should be suitable for porous surfaces.

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Repair completed.

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- What a devil...
- Here you are!

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I told you to be close.

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Excuse me. I'm Sarah Lavroff
from the University of Chicago.

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And this thing?

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I am an archaeobotan.

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I can run, dig and translate
any language, living or dead.

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I know the history and customs of thousands of civilizations.

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And I know how to joke! Knock knock

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who is there

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be

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Anyone?

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"Whatever" you can do
i can do better

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This is a prototype robot,

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which I was assigned to test.

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It should "facilitate our work".

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Honey, we're going to be late.

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We have tickets to the musical,

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and I want to show off
these incredible fabrics,

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which I took at the hotel.

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The leg warmers are so cool!

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HOTEL "ROYAL"

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It's called a "gown"
and this is not a gift.

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It must be returned.

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hello dear
I am Ra-Amon-A, the great pharaoh…

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Colleague! She is a fellow archaeologist.

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We are looking for antique darts,

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XIX century.

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I seem to have quite a collection.

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Yes, yes, stop. One minute.

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What does "let's go back to the hotel" mean?

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We just got here!

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Gotta see the changing of the guard

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meet sherlock holmes
drink tea at 5:00…

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Sorry Mummy
and Olya needs to eat and take a nap.

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Oli...always Oli!

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If she is tired, give her coffee!

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Mummy, stop!

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Children do not drink coffee.

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Excuse me, but we are going to the hotel.

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Just class.

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We do only what she wants.

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Friend, don't be jealous.

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Jealous? <i>Moua?</i>

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There is no jealousy here, my friend.

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I'm angry because it seems
you love her more than me

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Gay. Where did you get it from?

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This is mine! not yours Did you run away?

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Don't touch my things, baby!

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What has she done to you, my Dolores?
Did she hurt you?

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Sunny, let's go to the hotel.

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"Ladybug"? you me
you will never call it "the sun"!

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This is all we have.

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Darts!

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2047 darts to be exact.

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Remove this thing!

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Can't you switch off for a while?

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I can't
My battery lasts for three years.

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Ten minutes in 5G.

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For two hundred years I was locked in a museum,

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and now I'm free, but you
took me to an antique shop.

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You are a good friend...

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Sorry, but I need this dart.

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It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

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They all look the same.

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Accepted!

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Do you want me to find a needle in a haystack?

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Thank you, but I would find it myself.

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Did I detect a hint of envy?

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Regarding this need?
What are you, I'm just worried.

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These things can
put archaeologists out of work.

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You are wrong Sarah.
I don't need your job.

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I just want to work for you
so that you don't have to do anything.

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Holy stars, what a handsome man.

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I need this royal dart.

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That's right! And what a voice!

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Who is this god who came down to earth?

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Suleiman VIII,

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a descendant of Suleiman the Magnificent.

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His family has been searching for the lamp for centuries.

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where is he

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Does he call himself "Majestic"?

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Contact me from now on
"Ramona Extraordinary".

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I am reporting: the enemies have noticed us.

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HOTEL "ROYAL"

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Well, Oli.
Why don't you ever eat with me?

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do you like

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One day he will be yours.
A gift from dad.

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I barely knew mine, can you imagine?

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But don't worry
I won't let that happen to you.

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Together forever.

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I promise

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No, Oli!

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You should extend your little finger. No no!

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Such a…

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How well you draw...

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But remember

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Mummy is not the only member of the family, right?

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I am also in it.

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- Mummy!
- No. Ted Dad

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Let's draw us with you together.

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here you are

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here mom

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and this cool archaeologist -

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your dad

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Ted, we need to talk!

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Mummy!

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Wasn't the baby going to sleep?
Go ahead.

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come on bye Stomp yourself!

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listen Because we are at home
recently crowded

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could do with some updating.

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If you remove these walls
and share the kitchen,

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we will make room for Ramona.

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- Mummy, listen, I...
- I know, I know.

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You're thinking, "What about cockroaches?"

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Don't worry. They will live here.

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And Jeff from Belsoni
will sleep in this corner.

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Cool huh?

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And since I don't have a room

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fueled by this

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we will move her to this house.

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- What?
- And I will sleep in your room.

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I reserve a seat in the middle.

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Mummy, listen for a second, okay?

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We wanted to tell you
when we come back from vacation...

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You will buy me a pony!

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I'm sorry, but we won't live together.

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You understand, now, with Oli...

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not enough room for all of us

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so you and Ramona
it will be better to leave.

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It's your fault!

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- Guilt!
- Don't say that.

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we are family now
and want to spend time together.

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But I am your family! I've been her before.

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But of course, now there is only
"perfect baby Ollie."

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"Oli must eat, Oli must sleep,

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Oli must be thrown out!"

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And who will help me burp?
No one! You have to do it yourself!

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Look what you teach her.
It's ugly!

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Hideously? It is she who is obhesizing!

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Ted! We have to get out of here.

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We are in danger.

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Why are we in danger? Who is chasing us?

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The last descendant of Suleiman.

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- Majestic?
- What a weirdo, right?

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Suleiman.

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You said "Suleiman"
before my name?

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everything is here

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in "One Thousand and Two Nights".

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You said no one knows where the lamp is.

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I know! She is somewhere near...
Okay, shut up.

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Sorry, I had no idea.

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If I knew it was dangerous,
I would never take you with me.

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Especially Oli.

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To the little princess
you can't get your hands dirty!

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So where is the lamp?

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Hidden in Buckingham Palace.

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Since when is this?

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And why didn't they say anything?

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Because they don't know that they have it.

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<i>At the end of the 19th century</i>

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<i>an English researcher found</i>
<i>a lamp hidden among some ruins.</i>

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<i>He brought her</i>
<i>and other archaeological treasures</i>

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<i>to the capital of the British Empire</i>

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<i>as a gift to Queen Victoria.</i>

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<i>When an English Lord</i>
<i>first handed the queen a lamp,</i>

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<i>she was not very impressed.</i>

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Another brewer?

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<i>That's when the genie appeared</i>

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<i>and offered her three wishes.</i>

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<i>One would think,</i>

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<i>what she wants</i>
<i>make the empire more powerful.</i>

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<i>That queen had other plans.</i>

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I want a bigger crown!

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This one is ridiculously small.

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<i>The second wish was in the same spirit.</i>

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<i>The queen has spent her three wishes</i>
<i>to create hats.</i>

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<i>So that the lamp does not fall into the hands of the enemy,</i>

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<i>she hid it there,</i>

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<i>where it will attract a minimum of attention.</i>

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<i>And the lamp remained there...</i>

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<i>until now.</i>

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Seriously? Is this a royal palace?

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Some slums.

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This is the back entrance. Come on.

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Queen Elizabeth built
secret tunnel,

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to visit this pub so
so that no one finds out about it.

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Shall we just take the lamp?

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The British hold half of mine
pyramids in their museums.

255
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,600
nothing will happen
if we take a small lamp.

256
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,120
Here it is.

257
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,360
The passage opens,
if you stick the dart in the right place,

258
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,000
but you have to find a board somewhere in…

259
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,200
The right place has been found!

260
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,680
Easy to find the right place,
when you have x-ray vision.

261
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,600
More wit, dear

262
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,960
or this junk will usurp your throne.

263
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,440
Yes, very witty.

264
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,040
Let's see how this metal ball

265
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,600
plans to go down.

266
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,320
I activate the "ladder mode".

267
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,920
The bottom has been reached.

268
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,680
It's so dark here.

269
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,360
Let's go, Oli.
Be careful with the flashlight.

270
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,160
"Careful, Oli. Don't get hurt, Oli.

271
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,160
We love each other so much...".

272
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,280
No offense, dear, but you are unbearable.

273
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,400
One more time.

274
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,400
You would be too if you knew what I know.

275
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,000
This is a maze.

276
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,000
- I think we should go here.
- No. We come here.

277
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,360
How I hate this thing.

278
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,520
What is it, dear? Do you want to explain?

279
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,640
I want! Lovers want to get rid of us!

280
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,680
What-what?

281
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,520
Yes. They want to kick us out
because of that little monster!

282
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:11,800
Mummy!

283
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,200
Sorry, I had to tell him.

284
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,560
I don't think that "kicking you out" -
correct expression

285
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,440
We just need space.

286
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,840
Traitor! I thought we were like sisters.

287
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,280
It hurts more than a scorpion

288
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,280
thanks to which the cousin
dethroned me.

289
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,520
Lord, hold me, I'm dying now.

290
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,320
How could you?

291
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,760
We should have been like relatives!

292
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,720
Please don't fight now.
We need to find the magic lamp.

293
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,680
And what would you like?

294
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,480
Another daughter who will overshadow me?

295
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,320
Mummy, please, let's move on.

296
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,880
Remember, it is dangerous for us here.

297
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,720
kick us out after all
what did I do for them?

298
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,720
For example, she did not throw them to the crocodiles.

299
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,400
You know what? I would like
wish there was a wish-fulfilling thing.

300
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,800
I would ask her
go back in time, in Paitita,

301
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,120
when i was young
and everyone loved me.

302
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,680
But such a thing does not exist.

303
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,840
The lamp is in that closet.

304
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,120
I'm after her. Wait here.

305
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200
Ted!

306
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,320
Do you think they like dogs?

307
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,280
You have to be careful.
The guard will rush to the barking.

308
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,400
Relax and go, my friend.

309
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,200
We need that lamp, right?

310
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,280
- Oh.
- No, Mummy, be careful.

311
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,080
Oh-oh-oh...

312
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,760
Hello?

313
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,040
No, no, thank you.

314
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,720
I don't want to change the provider.

315
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,760
What? One year of free MuchoFlix?
Tell me the details.

316
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,720
Okay, but there is a minimum
contract period?

317
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,840
I knew!
Always this fine print! Yes?

318
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:57,800
Hush!

319
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,240
Never! No!

320
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,720
At least give me a new phone!

321
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,720
What brand?

322
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,840
what are you doing

323
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,640
No, no. I'm not interested.

324
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,200
Don't call me tomorrow!

325
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,680
So which one is she?

326
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,520
Ramona! No!

327
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,920
Who wants a super cookie?

328
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,560
Numo! Catch!

329
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,680
Hello, my babies.

330
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,040
No, it's not for gaming.

331
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,120
Told you twenty times.
Do not touch the crown!

332
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,920
Such majestic ears!
No wonder he is the king.

333
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,120
It? Is this

334
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,520
They are all the same.

335
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,240
This is an old teapot.
And this is a magic lamp.

336
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,360
- Why are you sure of this?
- Because it says so here.

337
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,800
MAGIC LAMP

338
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,880
Cool!

339
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,400
Carefully. She is very powerful.

340
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,480
Well, again. "Carefully.

341
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,840
Don't leave the gas on
don't use that lighter."

342
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,600
I got it already!

343
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,240
Fulfill my wishes, lamp!

344
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,480
Dear, it should be rubbed.

345
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,560
Really? OK.

346
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,800
Welcome

347
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,600
What were you waiting for?
On a handsome man in a loincloth?

348
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,280
I don't even have time to cook dinner,

349
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,080
do you think I go to the gym?

350
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,600
Congratulations, you are the owner of the lamp,

351
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,720
and therefore you have the right to three wishes.

352
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,920
Cool, let me think.

353
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,840
Mummy, wait!

354
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:40,840
Don't ask for anything!

355
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,280
It can be very…

356
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,600
I hate being distracted at work.

357
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,240
Okay, my first wish is…

358
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,920
Wait, I'm not done.

359
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
I have to read to you
the basic rules of the lamp,

360
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,440
set out in the contract
regarding magical actions and items.

361
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,440
"First, you can't kill anyone.

362
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,160
Second, the wishes of others cannot be canceled.

363
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,320
Third, you can't order
pizza topping,

364
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,720
that doesn't go well with pizza

365
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,880
for example, pineapple or fish and chips.'

366
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,960
don't look at me
I didn't make up the rules.

367
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,760
"Fourth, you can't
wish a thousand more wishes."

368
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,360
I wasn't going to.

369
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,760
Yes, indeed. please
be responsible

370
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,320
This lamp is able to create
incredible miracles

371
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,000
Peace in the whole world, the end of hunger
on the planet, the end of injustice.

372
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,760
- I want Jeff to talk!
- What?

373
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,720
What?

374
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,640
WHAT?

375
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,600
What? Never understood that he was barking there.

376
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,640
Another fool
like that woman with her hats.

377
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,800
Done!

378
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,680
Super cookies! Who is talking to me?

379
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,800
Who is talking to me? Ahoy!

380
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,200
Gotta stop him
until he thought of something else crazy.

381
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,400
You can move on to the second wish.

382
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,320
Let me remind you that great power

383
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,160
creates a great responsibility, and…

384
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,040
I want Belsoni to talk too!

385
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,760
He is definitely a psycho.

386
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,000
Dear, tell me, what are you doing?

387
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,480
My lamp, my wishes.

388
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,600
done

389
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,680
Hi… hello? Greetings!

390
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,560
I can talk!
Finally, I will say what I think.

391
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,880
You are just a bunch of fools!

392
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,080
How nice it is!

393
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,520
What is your third wish?

394
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,160
To make that thing talk too?

395
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,520
It is not necessary.
I can still talk.

396
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,760
I can even joke.

397
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,680
What did one toilet say to another?

398
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,080
You look a bit washed out.

399
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,320
Maybe you can activate the mode
"steal your beak"?

400
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,720
Programmed it? Mountains!

401
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,240
Mountains!

402
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,200
Mummy, make them what they were!

403
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,440
No way!

404
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,360
My third wish is
return to Paititi

405
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,320
in the times when I was
famous, and everyone loved me!

406
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,320
What?

407
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,000
time travel
I've never been asked that before.

408
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,160
Mummy, no!

409
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,600
Well, the rules don't forbid it,
so... i'm doing it.

410
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,000
Yes, we are going to Paitita!

411
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,040
No! I wanted to go to Egypt!

412
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,160
No! You can not go to the past!

413
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,760
No problem! I can handle it!

414
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,800
Well done to you!

415
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,080
No!

416
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,840
Thank you for using the magic lamp.

417
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,480
We hope you enjoyed it.

418
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,040
Don't forget to leave a review

419
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,680
and follow us on Instagram.

420
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,640
Okay, that's fine.

421
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,280
We just need to find the lamp and…

422
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,680
give it to me

423
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,040
New friends! Greetings to you!

424
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,360
Well, because! Where should you go?

425
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,960
Let's separate.

426
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,160
I need him alive.

427
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,560
Are we going to the park?

428
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,760
It seems that they broke away.

429
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,080
are you ok honey

430
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,760
Let's go until they appear again.

431
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,600
What is it? The earth is shaking.

432
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,120
Stop, it's… the subway!

433
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,320
What is this light? It is more and more.

434
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,640
Is it a race? Forward!

435
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,840
Choo-choo!

436
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,000
No!

437
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,440
Hold on!

438
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,760
Stop!

439
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,600
No. No-no-no!

440
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,880
- Ah!
<i>- Belsoni, friend,</i>

441
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,200
<i>say something to my followers.</i>

442
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,800
Numo! Show me the class.</i>

443
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,920
No-no-no!

444
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,080
Yes, yes, yes!

445
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,440
How annoying you are.
Jean can't even take a nap.

446
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,240
Send us to Paititi to Mumia!

447
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,960
Wait, I have to read you the rules first.

448
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,520
- Faster!
- Okay, one second.

449
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,080
Need to print.

450
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,560
Come on!

451
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,040
And... the wish is fulfilled.

452
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,400
Gay!

453
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,080
Oli!

454
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,080
Yes! It worked!

455
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,240
We went back in time!

456
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,320
No. We went back in time.

457
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,200
OK, we're in the 16th century,
this is a very dangerous era.

458
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,600
What is it?
Pretty and innocent pussy!

459
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,760
Hello, kitty! Shall we play?

460
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,400
Oli!

461
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,120
No!

462
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,040
Let go! Bad kitty! Let her go!

463
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,920
Everything is fine. Everything is fine, dear.

464
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,480
I will not allow that with you
something happened Forgot?

465
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,040
Together forever.

466
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,360
No. No-no-no... not like that...

467
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,640
Let's go, Oli. We need to find the Mummy.

468
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,520
- Okay. Ready?
- Tova!

469
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,320
Where are we? Looking for sticks?

470
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,800
If you throw me a stick
I will bring it to you.

471
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,680
My calculations indicate

472
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,160
that it is optional.

473
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,920
You are a talking robot
in the 16th century.

474
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
You can't attract attention.

475
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,720
The probability that
that someone will believe that I am a bird

476
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,360
is equal to 0.00000…

477
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,120
Yes.

478
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,760
Oho! Stop… but… what…
What is happening to me?

479
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,800
I recorded the animal's mating ritual.

480
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,680
Sorry… can't do anything!

481
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,320
Marry me! Let's get chicks!

482
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,560
Let's go, people

483
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,480
we will come soon
to the lost city of Paititi.

484
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,520
There is a pyramid that will blow your roof off.

485
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,120
Come on, this is crazy.

486
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,920
We must find a lamp in this century
and return home.

487
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,960
Why? To get rid of us?

488
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,200
No. Because it is very dangerous.

489
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,680
Changing the past
we can change the future.

490
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,400
relax i know this jungle
like your bandages.

491
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,120
keep close
and nothing will happen to us...

492
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,840
you

493
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,120
Not a step more.

494
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,560
Well, we are in trouble.

495
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,600
No panic.

496
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,000
This is a soldier from Paititi.
He takes us to the city.

497
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,440
We will explain everything there.

498
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,040
Quietly! Shall I drop a llama on you.

499
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,400
But she is so cute!
Who wants me to pet her?

500
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,600
Come on!

501
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,600
What a bird like you
doing in this jungle?

502
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,280
Well, finally we have come!

503
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,200
Paititi!

504
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,760
Home, dear home.

505
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,400
Sorry fellow citizen

506
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,000
- it seems that there was a misunderstanding...
- I said, quietly!

507
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,960
I seem to know you.

508
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,400
What is your name?

509
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,520
And this is your glorious pyramid?

510
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,560
Such…

511
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,440
Your Majesties!

512
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,200
I stand before you with enemies

513
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,400
which I caught in…

514
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,720
What do you say? Louder, I can't hear!

515
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,920
So... let's go.

516
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,840
I won't go there, my love.

517
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,720
Let someone take me on horseback.

518
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,840
WARNING!

519
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,800
- Your Majesties...
- God.

520
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,000
One second, please.

521
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,880
Closer to the point, soldier!

522
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,280
We now have time in the family circle.

523
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,880
I begin, Your Majesty.

524
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,360
Please allow, Your Highness,

525
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,960
introduce you to these enemies
as a token of my respect…

526
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,280
Attention! Crown Prince!

527
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,840
I was missing this.

528
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,840
Dad, mom! Look what I learned!

529
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,720
My son is an artist.

530
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,240
What a miracle, what a pride.

531
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,040
Excuse me, Your Highnesses, but I…

532
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,800
Not now, Tupac.

533
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,040
Can't you see that we have been blessed
divine music?

534
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,160
Numskull?

535
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,160
Of course!

536
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,680
- Tupac! It's me!
- What?

537
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,200
Tupac is him from the past.
This is a mummy from five hundred years ago.

538
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,440
Bingo. And this is my pet, Goofy.

539
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,960
The most gentle creature in the world.

540
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,800
Did you say you were famous?
Because this guy is Mr. Nobody.

541
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,800
It was 500 years ago.
How do I remember?

542
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,280
Come to think of it, I was very lonely.

543
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,920
Everyone ignored me. No! What did I do?

544
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,240
And I remember this kid.

545
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,240
Another spoiled child,
that stole my glory

546
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,320
As it grew.

547
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,520
Little rascal!

548
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,400
what did you say

549
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,600
Oh!

550
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,240
I? H... nothing.

551
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,480
You named the crown prince
"little scoundrel".

552
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,320
What? No, it's not like that!

553
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,640
No one dares to insult the crown prince.

554
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,040
But I… no. No, no.

555
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,920
You are excluded
from Paititi's soldiery!

556
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,240
No! What a shame!

557
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,120
No.

558
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,800
- Mummy?
- No, not Mummy.

559
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,040
Ted! Dad!

560
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,880
Oli!

561
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,320
City of Paititi!

562
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,600
I did not think that I would see him in all his glory.

563
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,840
<i>"The crown prince is so funny."</i>

564
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,560
"He's so perfect
so wonderful in everything!"

565
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,560
I can't stand the little scoundrel!

566
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,240
This wouldn't happen

567
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,800
if someone didn't stick their nose in it!

568
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,480
Excuse me. did i scare you

569
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,320
I was talking about the crown prince.

570
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,960
You are now free.

571
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,160
What should I do now?
I have nothing. I am alone.

572
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,920
But you have a family
who loves you very much, right?

573
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,720
I am an orphan!

574
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,720
Exactly, I forgot. my life
it was so sad!

575
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,200
We have to do something.
Tupac should be a guard!

576
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,320
Why?

577
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,040
Yes, there are much more interesting works.

578
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,520
If he is not a guard,
it will not become a mummy.

579
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,720
If he doesn't become a mummy,
you will not exist

580
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,400
<i>But I want to exist!</i>

581
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,040
Moom… Mummies…

582
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,000
Sentinel… exist… you… I…

583
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,640
What's up with this old man?

584
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,120
I know it's hard to believe, but...

585
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,320
we are from the future

586
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,640
Someone licked the frogs.

587
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,640
Get out of my house.

588
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,840
This is true.

589
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,320
The person in front of you is called Mumia,

590
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,440
and he is you in 500 years.

591
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,920
Goofy… attack.

592
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,000
Goofy, no!

593
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,320
Goofy!

594
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,920
My old friend!

595
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,600
- I was bored!
- You have to believe us.

596
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,920
Look at this junk.
This is not a bird, but a robot.

597
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,920
Technically, I'm an artificial intelligence,

598
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,360
installed in a mechanized one
a system that can…

599
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,200
Patience is exhausted.

600
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,880
- Canceling masking.
- I still love you.

601
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,960
Let's focus.

602
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,560
Mummy, tell Tupac a secret
which only you know

603
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,560
Okay, I admit it.

604
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800
I haven't brushed my teeth in two years.

605
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,400
Beh!

606
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,760
Something he knows about
only Tupac, dear.

607
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,360
I know!

608
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,360
You have a birthmark on your heel

609
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,920
in the shape of a hole!

610
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,160
Yes, stand. How do you know?

611
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,520
So it's true... but how is that possible?

612
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,800
There is a magic lamp that grants wishes.

613
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,960
With her help
we can go back to the future

614
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,880
and you will become a guard again.

615
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,880
Let's try to slip
without attracting attention.

616
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,520
- What is it called there?
- "Churros".

617
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,360
Perfect if dipped
in hot chocolate.

618
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,760
Churros?

619
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,880
- Churros!
- Jeff, no!

620
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,680
Churros!

621
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,240
Yum-yum!

622
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,760
Chocolate!

623
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,080
Demon dog!

624
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,120
Let's run away!

625
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,720
Big chaos! Get out of here!

626
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,760
Jeff!

627
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,880
No! I will die!

628
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,880
Jeff, jump!

629
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,200
I'm a cat!

630
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,160
Delicious churro!

631
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,640
He tried to kill me!

632
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,320
According to my calculations,

633
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,400
taking into account

634
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,080
the century in which we are now

635
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,680
the lamp is hidden in Greece.

636
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,600
Incredibly, this thing talks.

637
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,960
Cool, right?

638
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:44,960
"Krutyak?"

639
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,920
Yes, it's cool, super, great.

640
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,840
Just say "cool".

641
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,760
Krutyak

642
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,400
sorry to interrupt
but I can talk too.

643
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,520
You are a parrot. This is normal.

644
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,160
Sorry, I'm a macaw.

645
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,120
And what's wrong here
so that's your spade.

646
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,600
Come on guys. We need to find a lamp

647
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,400
and make Tupac a sentinel again.

648
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,560
We must find a way
get to Greece

649
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,880
What is "Greece"?

650
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,880
The country on the other side of the ocean.

651
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,080
What? There is nothing on the other side of the ocean.

652
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,400
It ends and you fall.

653
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,560
Also a supporter
flat earth theory.

654
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,480
The earth is round.

655
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,120
More precisely, it is an ellipsoid.

656
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,720
Cool!

657
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,720
I know! It is now 1502,
Christopher Columbus...

658
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,680
In 1502, Christopher Columbus

659
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,360
traveled through Central America.

660
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,240
We can reach Greece on his ship.

661
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,160
Gay! I was going to say that.

662
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:32,720
That was my idea. My... idea.

663
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,360
Sorry, but this lamp has to go to me.

664
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,680
Goofy, follow him!

665
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,400
This person is behaving in a hostile manner.

666
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,200
I activate the "escape mode".

667
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,360
I activate the "scream from pain" mode.

668
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,400
Hold on, friend. I'm just a parrot.

669
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,920
Does Polly want a cracker?
Shame on you!

670
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,120
done Come on, Goofy.

671
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,280
With this lamp I will become the king of Paititi.

672
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,040
And that little scoundrel crown
it will be dark who is the boss here.

673
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,680
Save!

674
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,360
Last time I went crazy!

675
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,920
Oh, sorry!

676
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,000
God Let me go!

677
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,880
I have the right to a lawyer!

678
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,520
What the…?

679
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,160
I… don't like the look of those sardines!

680
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,520
Ahoy! Come back!

681
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,480
Mummy?

682
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,400
Ted, my friend!

683
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,840
Mummy!

684
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,520
And Oli is here too. Class.

685
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,560
What happened? Where are Sarah and Ramona?

686
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,040
They were kidnapped.

687
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,480
What? Who?

688
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,240
Me. That is, the past me, Tupac.

689
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,480
We told him about the lamp,

690
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,360
and he no longer wants to be a guard.

691
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,120
Yes, yes. Good. Tell me later.

692
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,880
And now we have to get out of here.

693
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,880
Jeff, see that rope?

694
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,720
- Finger!
- No, no, rope.

695
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,640
Finger!

696
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,800
No, that rope!

697
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,520
Give her a bite to…

698
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,760
What is this? Sausages?

699
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,760
Jeff, no!

700
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,320
- Sausages!
- Don't wince.

701
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,760
I'll pick you up.

702
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,440
- Sausages.
- Shirka!

703
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,360
- Oli!
- No sausages?

704
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,720
Oli! Stop!

705
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,800
Are you running away? Classic Oli.

706
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,440
Exactly. Oli, the rope!

707
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,240
You have to untie this rope!

708
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,120
Tight?

709
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,880
No, no, not that, dear.
Next, the rope!

710
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,880
Fuzka?

711
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,360
Yes! Now drag her!

712
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,800
No! Oli, stop!

713
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,920
But you stand there, smurf!

714
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,320
Oli!

715
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,160
That was risky, dear.

716
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,720
Here.

717
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,680
Yes, thank you very much, little one,
and I would have saved myself.

718
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,720
Therefore. It says here
that Sinbad escaped from pirates

719
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,440
and hid the lamp in... Greece!

720
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,400
How do we get to Greece?

721
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,120
Sarah was saying something
about Miss Colombia or Columbus...

722
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,080
Columbus…?

723
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,480
Of course! Christopher Columbus!

724
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,040
He has ships! We can…

725
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,760
Mummy, you said you were past
don't want to be a guard?

726
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,240
Can you imagine?

727
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,360
And the worst thing is

728
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,440
what if he doesn't become a guard…

729
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,720
You will not exist.

730
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,960
And here I am, holy guacamole

731
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,080
face to face
with Catholic monarchs.

732
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,800
And these misers tell me

733
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,320
that they will not pay for the trip.
Do you know what I did?

734
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,600
Get the egg!

735
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,520
And said to the king:
"If I can lay this egg,

736
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,440
you will give me money and three ships.'

737
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,320
And he is like this: "On the hands."
And I: "Yes? Bam!"

738
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,200
The egg was boiled!

739
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,160
And he also boiled, did you catch it?

740
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,920
Tupac, this is crazy.

741
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,840
I assure you, in the future
you will have a happy life.

742
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,520
And if you stop being
guard, then you will lose it all.

743
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,480
I will become the king of Paititi.

744
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,280
My life is going to be great!

745
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,000
"Great," he said.

746
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,440
Darling, you have no idea
what is it like to be a ruler.

747
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,560
I can imagine.
Manage, command, have subjects...

748
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,840
Feel envy, jealousy,
have enemies…

749
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,200
Believe me, I know what I'm talking about.

750
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,520
Ramona was a pharaoh

751
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,080
and in three days...

752
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,720
She was Nefertiti's advisor.
Tutankhamun's aunts.

753
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,920
don't start

754
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,400
Her name is Ra-Amon-A.
With pauses.

755
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,520
Listen to her. Ramona is telling the truth.

756
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,640
Okay, you'll be my advisor.

757
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,400
And don't dream, my love.

758
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,080
No, not even for all the gold in the world.

759
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,640
I can make you my queen.

760
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,080
- I agree.
- What?

761
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,760
Are you crazy?

762
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,160
You are not serious.

763
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,160
Between the board with this boy

764
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,680
and a kick in the ass from you and Ted,

765
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,080
I choose the palace and the jewels.
Call me crazy.

766
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,360
You have lost your mind!

767
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,240
don't be afraid dear
I will not leave you in trouble.

768
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,440
I'm not like you.

769
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,080
I will help you rule

770
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,840
and promise to use it
one wish

771
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,920
to send them home.

772
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,040
Consent.

773
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,200
Dear mother, your skin is so tender!

774
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,600
Thank you. I use rat milk.

775
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,040
By the way, you can let me go.

776
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,840
No, you let go.

777
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,240
- No, you are the first.
- No, you.

778
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,080
I'm bored now...

779
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,040
Together, at the same time. One, two, three!

780
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,600
- You didn't let go!
- And you too.

781
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,400
Well then, queen.

782
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,320
Let's go find a ship.

783
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,680
Stop. What is it?

784
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,080
my stomach I'm so hungry

785
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,680
No, no, listen. It goes from there…

786
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,040
What happened here?

787
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,880
This is the work of my past. I'm a genius!

788
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,240
Sara!

789
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,320
Rather, we need one of those ships.

790
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,080
- No problem.
- Stop. This time I'm the first.

791
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,320
And that I didn't even hear a sound.

792
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,840
We have to be… very careful…

793
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,280
I'm sorry

794
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,880
as if I saw a scorpion, and I was wearing sandals.

795
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,440
I am afraid of them!

796
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,640
Jump, jump, jump!

797
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,520
Hello?

798
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,280
No, I don't want to change provider!

799
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,320
How did they call me in the past?

800
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,320
what are you doing

801
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,000
Let me say clearly and clearly, my friend!

802
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,720
Don't call me again. did you hear me

803
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,080
Don't call me again!

804
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,520
Run!

805
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,120
I hit unsubscribe!

806
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,840
Oh. Sorry!

807
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,040
Egg!

808
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,040
Yes! We did it!

809
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,960
We did it!

810
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,920
How exciting!

811
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,640
I haven't been on a ship in ages.
In the literal sense.

812
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,000
Let's hurry up. We need to sew
from here, as soon as we…

813
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,240
Hello! What is it?

814
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,160
Can I too?

815
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,400
What did you add here?

816
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,280
Foreigners!

817
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,400
Let's talk about it, shall we?

818
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,000
Mummy!

819
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,360
Oli!

820
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,440
So you!

821
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,720
Stupid-heel attack!

822
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,840
Oli and Mummy save everyone!

823
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,480
Raise the anchor! We swam.

824
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,480
Brothers Pinzon, catch those bastards!

825
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,120
Sorry, Mr. Columbus!

826
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,680
No!

827
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,240
My baby!

828
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,920
Boom! That was cool!

829
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,600
Give me five, girlfriend!

830
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,640
That is... not so much
and it's not good, as it is for living.

831
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,480
What a feeling of happiness

832
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,880
spilling over my body?

833
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,320
Why does it hurt to cry for joy?

834
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,000
This is love!

835
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,680
I love you, Oli!

836
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,800
From now on we will be best friends!

837
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,720
You stole my heart!

838
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,800
Focus, people.

839
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,960
We need to catch up with Sarah and Tupac.

840
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,680
I can't even see where their ship is.

841
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,880
We know they are sailing to Greece

842
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,960
but we have no idea where.

843
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,640
"Under the holy rock in the city of the living."

844
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,000
What does this mean?

845
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,680
And this picture, is it a barcode?

846
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,000
In the twelfth century?

847
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,520
Maybe Tupac doesn't know where to swim either.

848
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,680
Sarah or Archaeobot will figure it out.

849
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,280
Think, Ted, think...

850
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,680
Oli, no! This is…
This is a very old document.

851
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,120
He... is not for drawing.

852
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,560
Dinok

853
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,680
"Dynok"?

854
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,600
This is not a house!

855
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,440
This is the Parthenon! Oli, you are a genius!

856
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,640
Parthenon on top of the hill,
holy rock

857
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:40,120
And the city of the living is the Acropolis,

858
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,440
this is its name in Greek.

859
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,680
This is where Sinbad hid the lamp!

860
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,520
You heard him.
Team, heading for the Parthenon!

861
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,920
Ted will be the captain
Oli and Jeff as guards,

862
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,080
and I'm an old pirate with a wooden leg

863
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,320
named Black Yasna.

864
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,280
People, calm down.

865
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,680
Getting there will not be so easy.

866
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,320
We are very far away and the ocean is very dangerous.

867
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,040
Food and water must be saved.

868
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,040
There may be storms…

869
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,960
Dude, don't be such a bigot.

870
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,040
Look at the sun, at the blue sky,

871
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,560
to this wonderful ship.

872
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,800
Relax and enjoy.

873
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,440
Keep calm!

874
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,840
I am sure it will subside soon!

875
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,800
A MONTH LATER...

876
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,520
Keep calm!

877
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,920
I am sure it will subside soon!

878
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,600
TWO MONTHS LATER…

879
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,800
Keep calm!

880
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,320
It's time to chat!

881
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,760
The sun is at its zenith.

882
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,880
It is noon now.

883
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,080
We have been sailing for three months.

884
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:56,400
If my calculations are correct,
we still have two days to go to Greece.

885
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,440
No. We still have two hours to Greece.

886
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,960
can you shut up

887
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,680
Maybe leave something for me?

888
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,280
I just want to help.

889
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,280
You just want to steal my work.

890
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,280
Jin-jin. Hello?

891
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,720
Yes, one second.

892
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,320
It's you. Envy and jealousy.

893
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,640
Ramon?

894
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,600
Tupac?

895
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,520
do you trust me

896
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,280
No, but you are amazingly handsome.

897
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,400
It will go too.

898
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:39,080
Open your eyes.
Look at this magical sunset.

899
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,240
What is it?

900
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,760
Bad business.

901
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,280
Protect your queen!

902
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,680
Hello guys!

903
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,720
This is Suleiman the Great!

904
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,160
Very nice. Ra-Amon-A Extraordinary.

905
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,800
Look. Here's what will happen
unless we find the lamp.

906
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,640
I'll disappear forever
and you will never see me again.

907
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:47,680
Poof!

908
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,000
Hey, don't worry.

909
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,600
Everything will be fine.

910
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,240
I promise

911
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,360
I say officially. I'm jealous

912
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,800
He is jealous!

913
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,840
I don't know what it means, but he is jealous!

914
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,120
Park!

915
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,080
I can't believe it. Finally! We are here!

916
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,360
So many trees!

917
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,520
I will notice every one of them!

918
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,240
Are you also looking for a lamp?

919
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,040
That is, my lamp.

920
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,400
Actually, we already know where she is.

921
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,480
Your elbow accidentally hit me.

922
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,360
Isn't it time for this boy to go to school?

923
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,200
Quietly! I'm not a boy.

924
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,800
He is clearly a child.

925
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,640
But really? Would a child do such a thing?

926
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,400
Jump overboard!

927
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,200
I am a man! A ten-year-old man!

928
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,440
And when I find the lamp,

929
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,480
then I will become the sultan of the empire
and conquer the whole world.

930
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,840
And I will have the biggest turban,
who saw this world!

931
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,240
Also, my family will respect me
and will no longer be called "Pea".

932
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,800
You're more like peanuts.

933
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,600
Screw the voice of the parrot!

934
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,760
I am a macaw.

935
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,960
No time to waste. Rebrotroshcha here!

936
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,080
And a lollipop.

937
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,800
"Rebrotroshch". Nickname
suitable for all 100%.

938
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,720
And your name should be "Sertsetrosch".

939
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,720
i love you

940
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,200
There are two options.

941
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,040
You are silent, and the Ribcutter breaks your ribs,

942
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,360
or tell everything you know about the lamp,

943
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,040
and Ribcrush breaks your ribs.

944
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,880
I will say

945
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,800
- What?
- Seriously?

946
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,200
Yes, but instead
you will grant me one of your wishes.

947
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,680
Small. But you won't break our ribs.

948
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,680
OK. I will not break your ribs.

949
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,160
Break his ribs instead.

950
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,280
The ship is ahead!

951
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,080
Another Spanish ship?

952
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,320
What?

953
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,240
It's a pity that there is nothing
which would allow you to look into the distance.

954
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,720
The spyglass will be invented

955
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,080
in just 50 years, you can borrow mine.

956
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,160
Will your elbow accidentally hit me again?

957
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,600
You. Evil lady

958
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,880
You seem smart. Take advantage of this.

959
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,920
Do you know them?

960
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,480
who is there That is the future me.

961
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,880
They are looking for a lamp.
You have to hurry!

962
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,600
Take them to jail.
The rest is with me.

963
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,480
Long-suffering, you are with us.

964
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,560
So many steps! Twenty, two, five!

965
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,880
I can't count!

966
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:16,960
Let's go, people.

967
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,960
The lamp is clearly somewhere here. I feel it.

968
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,520
- I feel it!
- That's right!

969
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,720
Too bad your dad
will not allow us to live together.

970
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,160
That would be really cool.

971
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,760
Don't be sad. We will come up with something.

972
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:32,640
People, we should be very careful.

973
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,400
Corsairs

974
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,360
Quick! Here!

975
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,800
Sinbad hid the lamp in the Parthenon,

976
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,920
but the Parthenon is huge.

977
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,440
To find that lamp
you should think like a lamp.

978
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,720
Lamp. I am a lamp.

979
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,840
What does the lamp look like? Well, because

980
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,440
She is like a small teapot!

981
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,720
Jar Spoon!

982
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,040
A spoon... a knife!

983
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,520
And a fork!

984
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,320
Yes, I seem to understand.

985
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,880
Concentrate.

986
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,440
Let's go, Oli.

987
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:13,000
Sugar bowl, mixer and steamer!

988
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,920
No, nothing.

989
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,200
Yes, and then you raise your hands like that.

990
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,360
Exactly!
We will impress everyone in "I have talent"!

991
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,600
There must be some sort of underground passage.

992
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,000
- Let's play.
- Not now, Jeff.

993
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,360
- Play!
- Look, Jeff.

994
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,960
- Stick!
- Bring it!

995
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,160
Cane! Where did the wand go? where is she

996
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,040
Wind rose. Yes!

997
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,800
Some leverage is needed.

998
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,200
Cane!

999
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,040
Jeff, over here. Gay!

1000
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,080
- This is my wand! Find yourself another!
- Give it here!

1001
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,480
Look, super cookies!

1002
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,880
Where?

1003
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:07,880
Super cookies!

1004
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,080
That's right!

1005
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,720
Perfectly. Give me five.

1006
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,920
Mummy, I instruct you to look after Oli.

1007
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,040
Hide here and make no sound.

1008
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,480
Those corsairs may be close.

1009
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,520
Yes, indeed. No problem.
Go! We'll be fine.

1010
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:48,800
Girlfriend, I thought here.

1011
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,680
Why doesn't Ted want me to live with you?

1012
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,480
Because he thinks I am
clumsy stupid fool.

1013
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,480
I will show him how I can
to be responsible

1014
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,040
And how exactly?

1015
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,440
Putting your life in danger!

1016
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,800
What is it?

1017
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,320
Where is the lamp?

1018
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,600
I remind you, Oli, when your dad shows up,

1019
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,960
i will push the statue

1020
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,920
and then I will save
before the statue crushes you.

1021
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:31,920
He will be so impressed

1022
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,760
that will allow us to live together forever.

1023
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,920
People! People, I know!

1024
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,600
A lamp in... Olya?

1025
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,920
mummy what are you doing

1026
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,720
I? Nothing.

1027
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,440
No! Oli is in danger!

1028
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,360
Oli!

1029
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,920
Don't worry, I'll save her.

1030
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,600
I am super responsible!

1031
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,360
Oli!

1032
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,920
Oh.

1033
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,440
What do you think it means?

1034
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,600
"do not go out under any circumstances"?

1035
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,720
No, I was just trying to…

1036
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,680
Do you understand what could have happened to her?

1037
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,120
Ted, I just wanted to show you
which I am responsible for

1038
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,400
This is the past me.

1039
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,280
They're… they're here! Where are they?

1040
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,560
Wasn't he with Sara? where is sarah

1041
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,200
Are there packages? I need it in a big way.

1042
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,440
You are Suleiman.

1043
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,880
Majestic. where is my lamp

1044
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,680
There is no lamp here.

1045
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:13,360
Rib cage

1046
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,400
OK! There is no lamp here.

1047
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:20,840
But I found it.

1048
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,840
The location of the lamp. Finally!

1049
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,240
Grab them!

1050
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,760
Hey, be careful!

1051
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,040
I'm an entitled mummy. Clear?
My bones are fragile.

1052
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,200
Stop, I didn't mean to…

1053
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,920
Well done, lanky,
you deserve your wish.

1054
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:47,560
That's why Ottoman prisons

1055
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,800
were famous for their impregnability.

1056
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,240
Escape probability - 0.00000003200...

1057
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,320
If you don't shut up, I'll throw a bucket at you.

1058
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:56,400
...00.

1059
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,200
- Ted! Dear!
- Mommy!

1060
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,160
Friends! I'm glad
So I will actively wag my tail.

1061
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,280
what are you doing here

1062
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,280
And you here, to the monsters.

1063
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,600
They surrounded us. I had no choice.

1064
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,480
The main thing is to find that lamp.

1065
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,120
We need to go to the Parthenon.

1066
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,280
She is not there.

1067
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,680
Sinbad left the map in Ali Baba's cave,

1068
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,680
and it is now with Suleiman.

1069
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,480
It's my fault that I dragged you into all this.

1070
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,120
No, it's Tupac's fault.

1071
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,640
- Yes, he is handsome.
- Very much.

1072
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,720
- Gallant, surprisingly charismatic.
- It's hard to resist.

1073
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,800
- But he is a defector.
- Idiot.

1074
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,800
Don't blame everyone for your mistakes.

1075
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,120
If you weren't so eager
go back in time

1076
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,840
we would not be in this situation.

1077
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,120
Well, I admit

1078
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,280
jealousy made me break down a bit,

1079
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,520
and I grew up.

1080
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,280
I promise to take care of Oli,
like a little sister.

1081
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,040
I won't give it to you again
put her in danger.

1082
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:50,960
But...

1083
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,680
You almost crushed her with the statue!

1084
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,800
What?

1085
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,440
But that was a coincidence.

1086
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,200
Good for you, we will fix everything.

1087
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,480
You never fix anything!

1088
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,480
You're only making things worse!

1089
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,480
Admit the truth already.

1090
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,200
You don't love me and never have.

1091
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,760
We just wanted to live alone.

1092
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,160
You are the only one in the world

1093
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,480
who is unable to understand
something so simple!

1094
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,920
Don't worry, I'll be gone soon

1095
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,960
and I will no longer be a part
your precious family!

1096
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,560
You are not our family!

1097
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,520
hard

1098
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:28,880
Sarah?

1099
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,640
Do you remember how we fell in love?

1100
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,680
We are together because Mummy came into our lives.

1101
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,960
- Well, report me, Doctor of Love.
- Not now, dear.

1102
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,640
Mummy, if you don't exist...

1103
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,920
And Oli too.

1104
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,920
You are bad!

1105
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,960
We have to find the lamp.

1106
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,960
Agov. Your Highness,
that is, your brevity.

1107
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,600
What… will you do with them?

1108
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,720
Please promise not to kill them.

1109
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
I promise

1110
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,880
This will do the Ribbiter.

1111
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,760
I will be busy conquering the world.

1112
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,360
My family will finally take me seriously.

1113
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,960
You have no idea how it is -
mother of four brothers.

1114
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,760
They take your things without permission,

1115
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,240
pull hair
they call you "Pea".

1116
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,600
But as soon as I find the lamp,
they will obey me.

1117
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,160
And I will finally sleep on the top bed!

1118
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:49,760
Rushed!

1119
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:00,800
Almost got it.

1120
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,920
Need more. Ramona, lend me a hand.

1121
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,720
Careful, I have a fresh manicure.

1122
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,320
A little more.

1123
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,320
There is no choice.

1124
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,640
Well, come on.

1125
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,160
- Mummy!
- What? They are very cold.

1126
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,160
And the skin there is very sensitive.

1127
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,040
Couldn't do it earlier?

1128
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,720
I didn't want to steal your work.

1129
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:41,960
He has an answer for everything.

1130
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,960
Everything is clean. Come on!

1131
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,280
Goofy?

1132
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,440
Goofy, my baby!

1133
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:10,720
We need that map.

1134
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,200
I do not advise you to stretch
with Ottoman soldiers.

1135
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:17,440
The chance of survival is one in 2,937,434…

1136
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:18,920
Is he always so boring?

1137
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,640
Always.

1138
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,800
Quick, sit down there.

1139
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,920
Good morning!

1140
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,280
What the…

1141
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,760
No… no! I don't want to
turn into an ugly mummy!

1142
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:53,840
Grab them!

1143
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,920
I promise to write to you, I swear.

1144
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,480
Take it easy, dear.
You were just a summer fling.

1145
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:05,960
What a shame!

1146
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,760
Mummy?

1147
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,080
Let me go!

1148
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,800
Mummy, what are you doing?

1149
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,080
I am becoming responsible!

1150
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,680
Now you're not going anywhere.

1151
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,720
Ted, slow down as I say!

1152
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:31,640
Good!

1153
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,280
Come on!

1154
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,960
Stop them immediately!

1155
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,320
Mummy!

1156
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,760
Oli, no!

1157
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,720
No! Bad!

1158
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,360
Oli!

1159
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,120
Wait a second, who's driving?

1160
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,920
<i>Once upon a time there was a dog, he had a horse</i>

1161
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,200
<i>And his name was Bingo</i>

1162
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,160
Cookies! Worth noting!

1163
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,200
Belsoni, catch him!

1164
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:12,920
Of course, you are sending a bird.

1165
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,920
Damn rabbit eater.

1166
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,280
Can't stop this thing?

1167
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,480
- Ted, we need to turn the wagon around!
- What?

1168
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,360
We have nothing to charge her with.

1169
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,320
I advise you to cancel this idea.

1170
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,840
sarah what are you doing

1171
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,240
Sorry, nothing personal.

1172
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,000
Well, except a little. Come on!

1173
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,200
Activate the scream!

1174
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,560
Clowns…

1175
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,120
I'm sorry, are you okay?

1176
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:42,000
have you seen me It was explosive!

1177
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,720
I destroyed a 15th century war chariot!

1178
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:47,840
Yes, I saw it.

1179
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,320
I am a fighting machine. I feel alive.

1180
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,760
Alive!

1181
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,120
- Bad!
- Where is Tupac?

1182
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,280
That's where

1183
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,520
He began to tire a little,
I had no choice...

1184
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,080
Mummy!

1185
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,960
No, little.
I am not a mummy and never will be...

1186
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,920
Relax, being a mummy is cool.

1187
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,200
You just have to die.

1188
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,880
What? I don't want to…

1189
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,040
What a feeling of joy

1190
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,800
spilling over my body?

1191
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,160
She conquered your heart.
You can't do anything here.

1192
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,840
What's wrong with your hands?

1193
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,800
My pianist fingers!

1194
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,920
Oli...

1195
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,080
Time is running out.

1196
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,440
Quick! We need to find a lamp.

1197
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:29,240
really think
what is normal for a queen

1198
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:32,320
are you whole

1199
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,280
It's too late for something between us
fix it my love

1200
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,560
Cave of Ali Baba.

1201
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:39,800
Which is guarded by 40 robbers.

1202
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,800
Greetings! I'm Jeff! Do you have a ball?

1203
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,800
Remember, I have two wishes left.

1204
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,960
The first is to help Tupac
to become a guard again.

1205
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,840
And the second is to bring us back to our time.

1206
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,440
First you have to open this door.

1207
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,560
Each statue has a key.
One of them must be correct…

1208
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,000
Super cookie?

1209
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,040
Jeff, no!

1210
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:03,640
Be careful!

1211
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,240
Balls! Balls!
Throw them to me! Throw it!

1212
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,240
Can someone throw one at his head?

1213
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,360
are you ok

1214
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,440
Don't worry. I'm here honey, okay?

1215
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,920
Together forever, remember?

1216
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,240
She will leave. Don't worry.

1217
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,760
It is necessary to understand which key is needed.

1218
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,680
Which do you think?

1219
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,760
You asked me something for the first time.

1220
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,520
I don't know. They are all the same.

1221
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,360
Only you are capable of this.

1222
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,680
You are wrong.

1223
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,240
I was programmed to imitate

1224
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,240
the best archaeologist in the world...

1225
01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,720
you

1226
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,360
This inscription above the door...

1227
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,080
it is in Persian, an ancient dialect.

1228
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,080
"All or none."

1229
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:15,640
Of course!

1230
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,360
Robbers are distrustful people.

1231
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:19,680
They wouldn't let one person go in there.

1232
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,240
Because she could steal the treasure!

1233
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,000
Exactly. "All or none."

1234
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:24,680
You have to pull them out at the same time!

1235
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,640
- Can you?
- At your service, boss.

1236
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,400
My hero!

1237
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:38,280
Come on!

1238
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,160
You did it!

1239
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:46,360
We did!

1240
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:47,960
High five, bro!

1241
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:55,280
That's right...

1242
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:56,960
This is it.

1243
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,280
Oh gods! How many decorations here!

1244
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:03,640
Come on!

1245
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:10,560
Stop. There may be more traps here.
We need caution.

1246
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,360
- Better stay here.
- I think so too, my love.

1247
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,560
Does anyone have a bag?
I'm running out of hands!

1248
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,080
Mummy, lend me yours.

1249
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:24,600
I'll get her.

1250
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,080
I don't know why this fool
so important to you

1251
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,960
and one more step...

1252
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,600
And he will meet the alligator.

1253
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:44,320
Don't listen to him! Take the lamp!
Save yourself!

1254
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,720
Promise you won't hurt him.

1255
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,720
I give you my word.

1256
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:02,840
Finally! My lamp!

1257
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,520
Ted, look.

1258
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:13,720
Finally, my destiny will come true.

1259
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,440
And I will conquer the world!

1260
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,840
But I will spank my brothers,

1261
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,440
when I want!

1262
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,880
It's the scales! "All or none."

1263
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,680
Here, the weight of 40 robbers is required.

1264
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,800
Suleiman, put her back! This is a trap!

1265
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:29,640
Oh-oh-oh.

1266
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,600
No! Come back!

1267
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:42,800
Newbies!

1268
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,320
Follow her, idiots!

1269
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,720
I am a fighting machine!

1270
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,560
Don't even think about touching my daughter.

1271
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,880
Everything suits me.

1272
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,440
It belonged to my great aunt.

1273
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,600
Those forty robbers were
even those robbers!

1274
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:21,640
Stupid girl! Give me a lamp!

1275
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,680
Oli, no! Here, father!

1276
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:25,880
Mummy!

1277
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,480
Go to dad.

1278
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,200
I'm sick of seeing your dick!

1279
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:36,920
Flying is better than hunting rabbits!

1280
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,560
God! What is going on here?

1281
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,760
Gay! Don't touch my girlfriend!

1282
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,240
Let's go home.
I don't want to play anymore!

1283
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:58,880
Tupac!

1284
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:03,560
No!

1285
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,440
You monsters!

1286
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,040
Help! I'm just a child!

1287
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,560
Stop, you nasty bird!

1288
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,920
Macaw power!

1289
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,480
Ted, make a wish!

1290
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:36,720
you again I was at the spa!

1291
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,800
You know the rules.
You have already used one wish.

1292
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,200
Tupac to Paititi, us to London.
Tupac to Paititi, us to London.

1293
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,640
Tede, desire, quickly!

1294
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,120
You can't leave him here.

1295
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,160
We have a lamp! Three wishes for each!

1296
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,480
We can save him!

1297
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,440
I'll use mine and throw the lamp at you!

1298
01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:59,880
I wish you would send Suleiman

1299
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000
and his people home, to their families.

1300
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:03,680
I will do it.

1301
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,520
What? No, not to my parents!

1302
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,520
I took their ship without permission!

1303
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,800
- No!
- No!

1304
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,400
This will give me a few years of rest.

1305
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,720
So what is your last wish?

1306
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,720
There is only one way out.

1307
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,200
A noble sacrifice on your part.

1308
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:41,840
I will do it.

1309
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:46,960
What have you done, Ted?

1310
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:48,920
Someone's got to take Tupac home.

1311
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,200
No! There must be another way!

1312
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,160
Mummy, promise to take care of Oli!

1313
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,920
Friend! But she needs you!

1314
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,200
Buckle up.

1315
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,080
It's exciting!

1316
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,480
Wait for me, my love!

1317
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,760
Farewell, my king!
Paititi will always be ours!

1318
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,320
I'm sorry, dear.

1319
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,480
I can't keep my promise.

1320
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,360
Remember me!

1321
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:23,480
No! Ted!

1322
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,920
Three wishes fulfilled.

1323
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,880
I hope you enjoyed it,
blah blah blah Feedback in Instagram,

1324
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,640
blah blah blah Let him be lucky!

1325
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:06,840
Thank you for saving my life.

1326
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,520
Sorry to drag you into all this.

1327
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,400
Now the main thing

1328
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,560
for you to become a watchman again.

1329
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,760
What? I will not be taken back.

1330
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:19,200
They still think
that I offended the crown prince.

1331
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,120
There is an idea.

1332
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,240
Paititi people!

1333
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,800
Please be respectful

1334
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,480
the crown prince's fresh symphony.

1335
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:46,680
You can continue.

1336
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,280
WARNING!

1337
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,200
- Never mind, it's just Tupac.
- A second.

1338
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:01,440
Your Majesties,

1339
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:03,400
I came to reclaim my position

1340
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,040
guard city

1341
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,960
The royal order is not revoked.

1342
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,600
And let me remind you

1343
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:12,360
you named the crown prince
"little scoundrel".

1344
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:15,520
I know, but I have something that will amaze you.

1345
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:16,440
Goofy!

1346
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:20,040
The villain who tried to kill the crown prince!

1347
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:23,240
I chased him all over the globe

1348
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,440
and caught in your honor!

1349
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:31,560
Excuse me, Your Majesty, I…

1350
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,760
Listen to…

1351
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,200
I'm sorry, Your Majesty.

1352
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:36,840
I didn't mean to offend you. I just…

1353
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:49,280
mom, dad,
with this person we will be safe

1354
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:52,800
and I will continue to create divine music.

1355
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,680
You will become new
by the Paititi royal guard.

1356
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:03,720
Cool!

1357
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:13,840
As for the villain,
throw it to the crocodiles.

1358
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,840
Well, how did everything go?

1359
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,320
Relax, I convinced them

1360
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,880
don't throw you to the crocodiles.

1361
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,560
- Today. They will do it tomorrow.
- What?

1362
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,640
Don't worry, I'll figure something out.

1363
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,560
I'm a Paititi guard, right?

1364
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,640
This is the most important thing.

1365
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,680
Mummy and Oli are now safe.

1366
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:44,160
Thank you for everything.

1367
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,400
Friend!

1368
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:38,040
Well, wish is possible

1369
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,320
and does not break any rules.

1370
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,880
But I must warn you
it's a one-way trip.

1371
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:44,280
sure

1372
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,320
what do you want to ask for it?

1373
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,160
As sure as ever.

1374
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:50,920
Okay then.

1375
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:52,760
Done!

1376
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:10,320
Sara!

1377
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:15,040
I am always confused with my mother.

1378
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,080
Hello, Dad.

1379
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:24,920
Oli!

1380
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:28,080
But how?

1381
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,240
Used it to save you.

1382
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:41,120
I'll never get rid of you, okay?

1383
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,960
It's yours.

1384
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,800
I didn't keep my promise.

1385
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:55,360
You grew up without a father.

1386
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,160
You were always with me.

1387
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,680
All the moments we spent together...

1388
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:08,680
<i>Every smallest memory...</i>

1389
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:13,720
<i>everything I always remembered about you...</i>

1390
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,920
<i>was with me all my life.</i>

1391
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:22,720
<i>I became an archaeologist thanks to you.</i>

1392
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:29,240
<i>She vowed to find the lamp</i>

1393
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:32,040
and find you at any cost.

1394
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:36,040
I would like to see you grow up.

1395
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,000
I came to fix this.

1396
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:42,680
Together forever.

1397
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:47,040
Together forever.

1398
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:51,400
You are the best dad in the world.

1399
01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:00,440
I want to return to my childhood with my father.

1400
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:03,520
<i>I want to get back my childhood with my dad.</i>

1401
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,760
i love you dad

1402
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:12,400
And I love you.

1403
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,960
Ted, here!

1404
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,360
Beloved!

1405
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:56,960
Friend! We thought we lost you.

1406
01:21:57,040 --> 01:22:00,440
Jean sent us back
but the lamp is no longer here.

1407
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,080
There is

1408
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,360
She is lost in Ali Baba's cave.

1409
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,720
No one else will use it.

1410
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:28,200
We did it!

1411
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:31,600
Where are we? Class, sticks, sticks!

1412
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,160
Who wants to celebrate, family?

1413
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,360
Homeland?

1414
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,080
I thought here

1415
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,280
maybe we can find an apartment
where there are more rooms.

1416
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,560
What do you say?

1417
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:43,160
Cool! We will arrange
pajama parties!

1418
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,440
I'm going to need some pajamas.
will you lend me

1419
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,400
Will there be room for an archaeobot?

1420
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:49,960
Something small will do for me.

1421
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:51,400
I don't take up much space.

1422
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:55,640
I think my office
enough for both of us.

1423
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:58,960
Yes! Hooray!

1424
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,480
- Hooray!
- How about that musical?

1425
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,800
do you really think
that after all these events

1426
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,520
shall I go to the musical with you?

1427
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,960
And you think correctly.

1428
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,720
Dad

1429
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:13,600
You said, "Dad," I heard you.

1430
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:16,880
you don't know it yet

1431
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,800
but you saved my life

1432
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:25,000
Stick! My wand!

1433
01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:31,880
Remind you that I'm a robot?

1434
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,320
Well, everyone has their flaws.

1435
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:43,640
<i>At least we managed</i>
<i>do not change history.</i>

1436
01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:51,120
COLUMBUS STAYED ON THE SHORE,
WHEN TWO OF HIS CARAVELS WERE STOLEN

1437
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,680
THE RETURN TO SPAIN FAILED

1438
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:59,760
COLUMBUS HIMSELF SUNK THE THIRD CARAVEL
FOR UNKNOWN REASONS

1439
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:11,800
TWO CARAVELS APPEARED IN GREECE
ALIENS?

1440
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:19,720
THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION

1441
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:31,760
VANDALS DESTROYED THE PARTHENON

1442
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:47,760
THEY BROKE HIM
A GIANT BOULDER

1443
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:03,680
500-YEAR-OLD MOBILE FOUND…
FROM THE PHOTOS OF THE INCAS!

1444
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:39,840
COLUMBUS' EGG WAS COOKED!